Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Where can I get one of these?
imajinethat 0
YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.
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Comments (93)
MiniatureMayhem 0
It would have been better if you started screaming, "OMG ITS PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!1!eleven" and attempted to get his autograph, only to realize 16 minutes later that it was a cardboard cut-out.
Beatlesndoherty 0
I would TOTALLY do that.
EasilyUnamused 2
How did you NOT recognize that it was Paul McCartney?! He was the Cute Beatle for goodness sakes. Unless it was a cutout of the more current looking Paul...either way though...it's PAUL McFreakingCartney. He's a legend.
FSBull 0
mediocre funny but not f'd.
superspongenova 0
I think the fact that it was Paul McCartney makes this even more amazing.
bodneyy 0
Paul McCartney watches you mow the lawn
xkat356 0
YDI for not seeing this coming. After all, Paul is here, there, and everywhere. ;) How is this even an FML?
aereall 0
My neighbor has a life-sized cut out of a baseball player in his garage.
BeatlesKidAlways 0
I wish I had a full size Paul McCartney! My room is filled with Beatle pictures.
missgreenday 0
You were supposed to say goodbye. Paul was supposed to say hello.
cosmolatte 3
I love you :P
Celibate4life 0
#49 LOL!
NicoleAlexandra 0
This should be a MLIA