Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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BlackScorpionAng 0
Your life is really ****** because you're pussy whipped. Your girlfriend "MADE" you shave your chest. I bet if you reach between your legs you wouldn't even feel your balls...you'd need to rummage threw her purse and find them to feel those babies now boy. And sadly, even after she "MADE" you preform for her, you still phailed... and she cut you off anyway. This is why your life is ******..it's not your naked chest, which no doubt she'll make fun of with her friends and probably her mother and then tell your friends about and never let you live down. You should reclaim your junk, pack you stuff and get the **** out before you're forced to wear her panties and bra for her amusement.
elannasdad 0
Do her from behind
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Comments (67)
DameGreyWulf 1
Chest hair is manly. Maybe now she'll remember this. Remember: She's being deprived of sex too. .... or, at least you HOPE she is.
Poly_Amerose_345 1
Woah dude youre whipped... and uhm hate to burst your bubble but the fact is she probably didnt want to **** you.
blackaut 0
kukopia nailed it! hahahaha FYL for letting her work you over like that. grow a set maaaaaaaan
TehOnionUser 0
YDI for dating a mentaly undeveloped girl. Like if this is what's love about...
superkitten_fml 0
It's not up to your girlfriend whether you keep certain body hair or not, but at least she won't be doing it again :)
DarkerNukes 2
When your hair grows back, refuse to have sex with her. She deserves it.
OasC82 0
Bro ur in control
TheNomNomRaptor 0
Maybe it's because you guys ARE 12...
Jeffoh1990 1
She wouldn't be saying that if you worked out and had nice chest and ab muscles.
superangryandy 2
Never let a woman tell you how to treat your own body.