Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Be lucky you're not telling us this beyond the grave with and epitaph reading: "I told you it wasn't the flu!" on your tombstone.
lyssgross 16
Praying for you, OP. hope a speedy recovery is in your future!
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Comments (76)
itswhatever39 7
I had that, worst experience EVER. Praying you get better!!:)
geekbuscus 19
Been there. First my dad complained about having to pick me up from school and then my doctor swore I didn't have appendicitis. My ruptured appendix begged to differ :) on the bright side you can only get it once! Get well soon, OP!
beastkiller565 3
Hope everything goes good! :)
DarkSaul 20
I had an appendicitis 2 days after thanksgiving. I went early before it could be worst. I saw a patient with a much serious appendicitis. Hope you lucks and make a good recovering
dimespot 5
The first clue that it's not "the flu": vomitting and abdominal pain. Influenza aka "the flu" is a respiratory illness. Tell your half-retarded mom to read a book.
Rababco 29
Actually, you can get a stomach flu, it involves lots vomiting and often diarrhea, it usually last about 24 hours or so. I've had it a couple times, it's not fun. :/ It's also a great way to get dehydrated if you're not careful.
Phooey 22
I had to be rushed to the hospital, my older brother thought I was faking so I wouldn't have to go to school. I couldn't walk right because of the excruciating pain, he even threw a shoe at me and told me to stop pretending.
nikolkaw 9
It's important to know which side and which part of the stomach is hurting. So look up symptoms on Internet to guide you to different cases but I'm glad you got to the emergency room in time. Especially since its deadly..
nikolkaw 9
It's important to know which side and which part of the stomach is hurting. So look up symptoms on Internet to guide you to different cases but I'm glad you got to the emergency room in time. Especially since its deadly..
MEM0817 18
It isn't always deadly... But it can be.
C4PTAiiN 2
damn. that sucks, get well soon
whatAidiot 5
The same thing happened to me about 5 years ago! Our luck. . .