Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Be lucky you're not telling us this beyond the grave with and epitaph reading: "I told you it wasn't the flu!" on your tombstone.
lyssgross 16
Praying for you, OP. hope a speedy recovery is in your future!
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Comments (76)
brookieh 12
So sorry for you, OP. I had the same thing happen to me a while back. I ended up calling an ambulance because my mom said I was overreacting and it was "just PMS". Needless to say, she felt awful when I was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. Anyways, I hope you recover quickly :)
BaraSkit07 12
I've had appendicitis, and I can say that it's impossible to "man up" unless you are Chuck Norris. Then again, he wouldn't get appendicitis.
DocBastard 40
The only purpose of the appendix is to keep surgeons busy at 2 AM. Like I don't have 17,632 other things I'd rather be doing in the middle of the night. **** you, appendix. **** you.
erin37 27
She probably feels really bad. That sucks though!
theofficialkumar 6
Sorry to hear that, hope you get well soon :)
corytheg 6
It's gall bladder my wife has that now
xplicitkontent 18
OP clearly stated that they were diagnosed with appendicitis. Since they specifically said that they were submitting this FML from their hospital bed, I presume that OP already had their surgery. Therefore, it is not gallbladder complications.
rememberkids 14
I've had appendicitis so I know the feeling. its incredibly painful! :( get better soon! P.S. ur mom's a bitch.
xs4u 13
i just ******* hate it when ppl sit and diagnose cases just bc they think they know shit... ur mom should be slapped and told to shut the **** up unless she is a ******* medical doctor. had she given u any medication or god knows what, u might not be alive to even post this! u r in pain u call medical help not ur mom or dad or neighbor.
chuckcloninger 12
Big sissy.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Wait until you suffer from appendicitis, then come back.
GAMERZxxHD 25
Hope you get better OP!