Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled out an annoying nose hair with a tweezer and it made me cry. Not particularly painful but it triggered the tear duct. Had to pretend it was from yawning when someone asked why the teary eye. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I realized my "year-round allergies" might have been the result of a nearly 2-inch nostril hair I trimmed out last week. Years of constant sneezing and leaky nose with no medicine helping it, suddenly gone. I can't believe I've suffered half my life thinking I had super allergies, over one stray nose hair. FML
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
Today, I got a painful scratch on my nose. Nasty kitty? Nope. I never imagined a dried booger stuck in my handkerchief could be this hard and this sharp. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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c_struck53 0
dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad
Sappheyes 0
I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.
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Comments (77)
theelysium 0
Dude, take a look at your ass in the mirror! Yep, there's more hair there too! It falls from your head then grow on your ass, back, shoulders and nostrols! Welcome to manlyness!
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
smooth. no but seriously that's gonna hurtt in the mornin lol FYL (I say that a lot)
skyeyez9 25
Men can't prevent from going bald, but they can keep their dignity by cutting their hair short of shave it off. The comb over hairdo is beyond pitiful.
Scourge87 0
Actually, it is believed it is possible for a man to stop going bald. Only problem is it involves the removal of your testicles at a young age, as testosterone plays a huge part on the balding, and even then its not foolproof. Not really worth it IMO ;P
perdix 31
Wait 'til the ear and back hair start coming in. And the impotence. Great.
ScaryyMary 14
Too much unnecessary information. >.< Would have been funnier if it was simply, "Today, I realized I'm beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. I'm 24. FML" But I like the snappy one-liners :P
Radi0Waves 0
Time to start lifting weights and shaving your head.
lo1337a 1
You have less than one hair on your head?
xGinaxJorgex 0
see that sucks x
chicken_lover 2
at least you can shave it! haha sorry, though it does suck. but shaved heads can be very very sexy. don't worry about it, the good women won't be rude about it and love you anyway.
erikeet216 0
you did not have an inch long hair growing out of your nose. there is no ******* way someone would let it get that long without noticing. nosehair is about 1/4 inch long when it starts to hang out of the nose... this FML was a total exaggeration