Kids Malding

Malding

Anonymous - 07/07/2015 02:21 - United States

Today, while reading my girlfriend's kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML

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Anonymous - 20/07/2016 17:20 - United States

Today, my daughter decided to drench our carpets with water, to "make them grow like plants". She's 9. FML

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Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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hair2daygone4ever - - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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julia - 25/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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baileybutler 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 15:13

You're like a chia pet!

ontheFLY4 25

Tuesday 7 July 2015 15:09

My sister used to say our grandfather "had a hole in his head" when we were little. I don't think she ever thought to water him!

dideldoodles 17

Tuesday 7 July 2015 23:23

That's actually pretty sweet lol

lunaangel 14

Tuesday 7 July 2015 23:31

kids are so weird but so innocently hilarious

vikky538 28

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:20

Kids are innocent and they are cute...

Doubledimp 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:38

You gotta love the kid's sweet optimism. At least they like you!

hipposteve 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:41

Aww, lol. OP, embrace it. im sure your gf still thinks youre a cutie.

SPN_lover666 27

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:06

That is adorable.

silverstream20 20

Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:20

I think the kid has a great sense of humor. Besides, nothing wrong with being bald.

lostinareverie 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 14:19

That's actually cute and thoughtful.

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Wednesday 8 July 2015 16:27

Hey, I know the feeling. I'm 27, and my hair is thin too. =/

JoshuaJamesGrimm 5

Thursday 9 July 2015 3:21

At least it was good intentions xD

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Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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