Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML
Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
A little tip for you. When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away. Hope this helps.
123amanda123 14
it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)
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Comments (184)
alice_wt 0
i would have kicked him in his balls
42billybob 5
that's not right... he must've been drunk.
mzhonesty 0
It must be normal for drunks and bums to piss on people's shoes these days.
angrynegro7 16
Damn! You know the economy's ****** up when R. Kelly has to take the bus just like everybody else! Oh, and YDI OP! You could have moved and then knocked him the **** out!
TaGalicous 0
why didn't you move, you cant notice him pulling out the goods, I mean there is really no other motion like that
TaGalicous 0
#36 with your luck, he will like it, then you will have not only pee, but now man gravy on you
blastvortex 4
And the reason that the hobo's nuts are still intact are because...?
disgruntledyouth 0
that would suck if you were wearing a new pair of air jordans
toaster468 0
Pee on him back.
runaway102 0
hahaha. he was marking his territory! lol