Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
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Top comments
Ichiya 29
Now is the time to go shopping for a new boyfriend and some more make up.
chill99 15
No problem, both are easy to replace.
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Comments (118)
Joshery 14
Keep your head up high OP, things will get better
emeester 7
That really sucks, I'm sorry OP. :( At least he did it in person; a lot of guys wouldn't do that.
mattyiscool123 26
At least it was in person and not a text message
MichaelaStyles1 4
Wow he's an As*hole!
joshi42 16
Couldn't he just, say, text you? Why bother going this far for couple of words?
MzZombicidal 36
Because he had enough respect to do it in person.
silverstream20 20
Don't let your preparations go to waste. It is unfortunate that he broke up with you, but considering you got all ready, why not go out on the town and find a new boyfriend.
conflictedebola 20
For the record; To anyone who says OP is 'over-exaggerating', foundation is hella expensive and really annoying to shop for. And to anyone says "It's your own fault for feeling like you need makeup"; A: It's you same people who call girls 'ugly' and 'lazy' for not wearing makeup and B: Girls don't put on makeup for anybody but themselves, ya'll ain't special.
randomguy236 3
Hey don't worry .... life goes on...
brittkelly 7
I'm sorry
ttind 1
At least he had the balls to do it in person instead of just calling/texting you. He was just trying to be a decent man, not make you get all dolled up... And would you really rather stay with someone who evidently doesn't love you? I mean cut the guy some slack...