Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
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Top comments
Ichiya 29
Now is the time to go shopping for a new boyfriend and some more make up.
chill99 15
No problem, both are easy to replace.
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Comments (118)
Pervers_fml 5
no problem,i don't know you but tbh,he lose not you :* kiss
littlekellilee 45
*His loss, not yours
laden_swallow09 35
Huh?
ksks1234 33
I think people knew what 17 was trying to say, 17 is from Romania and probably speaks Roman*. It is not fair to thumb him down and comment/ correct his language for that. The thumb down and comments should be for 17 trying to pick up on op. *I known Romanians do not speak Roman, they speak Vampirenese.
jennilis 0
'And out of foundation'. That sucks lovey, and it's so expensive to replace! :( at least when he saw you, you looked incredible :P
worldclassrager 41
A return for a break up? Seriously he would have been better off texting that to you if that was the intention...
brand125 17
you dumb? face to face is the best and most honest way to break up, texting is for COWARDS. i guess we see what you are
bigmike25 11
Yeah #19 try telling that to the bf that broke up with his gf and she sent her UFC fighter sister over who ended up kicking his ass to reconsider the break up -_- So, stop saying that breaking up face to face is the best because its not. Also, there was another FML where a gf broke up with her gf and she threw a tampon at her face.
brand125 17
57 - those isloted instances dont make you any less of a coward by not doing it face to face, since it is not the case. you seem to confuse the "physically safer" way (text) to "morally right and respectful" way. plus i can say best way, but that doesnt mean its specific to every situation, like obviously abusive partners is a differnt situation. but by best it means most of the time fave to face
bigmike25 11
So 72 if your girlfriend was bat shit crazy you would still break up face to face?? Lol, yeah right.
sturschaedel 27
If you are really too much of a wuss to face the person you are going to break up with, at least take the time to send a handwritten letter. At least that shows a minimum of respect.
Jinxsie 27
"Big" Mike... If you have any left, please get your balls snipped.
bluebirdflyaway 6
atleast he did it in person, although he should of give you a heads up like 'we need to talk' or something
kaytasha 18
You can easily replace both asap!
jthmtwin 16
At least he had the decency to break up in person :/
briang959 47
Maybe he did it in person hoping for breakup sex. :). But seriously, sorry you wasted your foundation on him.
vikky538 29
he is not makeup worth... time to find a new boyfriend...
hunter9141 17
At least he did it in person...
ezrajab 22
Why do people do that to eachother? Sorry op
eleven22 11
Why do people break up? Hmm let me see...