Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML
Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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jrod9327 17
Wait? So the flinstones arent autobiographical. Damnit, childhood ruined.
myeviltwin 20
She is not a crackpot for believing something different. She is a crackpot for believing a crackpot idea. Hope I cleared that up for you.
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Comments (129)
Gingerette 8
I just don't see what the big issue is. If it's a deal breaker for him, then what's the point of complaining? He could just go find someone more suitable for him.
vinayj009 5
I dont think you're in love with her. Cause if you were you wouldn't be advertising her faults and beliefs. Its unwise of you think you are in love cause this is not like love. Not a bit.
Raesin 21
How can you love someone when you don't know even basic things about them? Or maybe that's why you love them. Sorry she spoiled the illusion for you, but I think the version of her you love never existed.
Cas547 8
Hey, isn't that a little religion intolerant? It's a little absurd, but a lot of people believe it to be true.
theonecasey 27
I see you found my sister...
angeluv_2014 22
Dinosaurs did roam the Earth with humans. It's in the book of Job.
nowthatimhere 3
Obviously you never actually loved her. I hope she finds someone better.
Nederlander95 14
So? Don't discuss that with her. It's ridiculous, but just don't discuss religion
Guru_Gal 12
1) That is an offensive way to talk about someone's religious beliefs. P.S.: I'm an atheist, so don't try to claim that I share her beliefs and am being biased. 2) People have the right to believe whatever they want. 3) If you really loved her, then it wouldn't matter and you'd at least respect it.
moonbootz 7
Doesn't mean the ass still isnt good. Feel me?