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Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML
Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jrod9327 17
Wait? So the flinstones arent autobiographical. Damnit, childhood ruined.
myeviltwin 20
She is not a crackpot for believing something different. She is a crackpot for believing a crackpot idea. Hope I cleared that up for you.
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Comments (129)
DjSashaRoyal 9
What's the problem??
Dracoboxer357 36
19- Well, if I answered that question based in my personal belief system, there'd be a lot wrong with that, the first being that the earth isn't a measly 6000 years old, give or take a few hundred. However, I can't say my beliefs are more important than your own obviously, and perhaps you do think that....? So, can I just say the only problem with that is it doesn't fit Op's frame of thought and it's enough of an issue for him that he can't function around it, perhaps? :)
unixdude 9
Wrong, #24. Your beliefs are true even if you did not believe. That makes them fact, not beliefs. So it is perfectly acceptable to mock this girl if she believes in Yeti, gnomes, elves, UFOs, or Jesus. They are all myths which require people to have "faith".
monnanon 14
as far as i was aware Jesus was a real person but thats about the extent of the truth. also UFOs are real things becuase it is a flying object 5hwt you cannot recognise. alien spacecraft on the other hand are probably not.
darwin333 11
Has nothing to do with his "frame of thought", it has everything to do with "everything we currently know about the universe". You pretty much have to say that almost all of science is completely wrong in order to believe in the "young earth" nonsense. I will take the sum total of human knowledge to date over a 1700ish year old book any day.
obviousboy 8
Doesn't actually make her any more nuts than those who believe in a talking snake, a virgin birth, or a 900 year old man.
starile 20
True, but I still down voted you. No one's trying to make this a plane of shit-talking people's religions now, boy.
obviousboy 8
I like how most people seem to have been convinced that you have to respect other people's irrational beliefs. If you don't want to be made fun of for having silly beliefs, don't have silly beliefs.
marcranger 29
I'm an atheist, so I see your point, but actually saying it is a great way to alienate a large chunk of the world's population and get the comments for this FML shut down. A little more respect, maybe?
Wakachulak 22
What I've learned is that to make social interactions work, you need to ignore religion and politics.
VeylonaBloodsea 6
A relationship isn't a mere social interaction, that method doesn't work. If you're with someone who doesn't share at least similar values and opinions on those subjects then it's doomed.
jw90 18
Embrace her weirdness man. She could be a fun spirit.
RedPillSucks 33
And if the sex is great, we don't care what the hell she believes.
Kagulocke 13
Do what I did. Convert them into not believing in religion. It's a long process and involves a great deal of work, buy my fiancee now sees organized religion as ridiculous. Still believes in God, but now with an open mind.
ElizabethNL93 20
Not everyone is going to give up there beliefs just because someone tries to convince them otherwise.
jw90 18
It's not your place to convince people otherwise. They should see for themselves how things are and form their own opinions and beliefs.
firedrake637 4
ahhh so you can both burn in agony together. remind me to laugh my ass off when your crying in agony
perdix 31
Go with it! Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy? Hot sex with a girl you love > the most plausible creation theory. In fact, it's > almost everything!
Wakachulak 22
Yeah, stop her from talking by making her scream!
Jared900DUmpling 30
So, kill her?
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Humans still DO live with dinosaurs. We just call them birds.
Wakachulak 22
Ummm... Nah, boring science stuff will just get me buried too.
monnanon 14
boring science in a nutshell- closest living relative to t rex is the chicken.
gracehi 33
Well, crocodiles and alligators are living dinosaurs. They've been around since the dinosaurs lived and have evolved very little since then. There's also the coelacanth, which is a prehistoric fish that was thought to have been extinct for millions of years, but it was caught by a fisherman, alive, in the 20th century. This woman likely cites the Behemoth in Job 40:15-24 and the Leviathan in Job 41:1-34, which are dinosaur-like creatures described in the Bible. Now, this doesn't by any means prove that the majority of dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans, or that the earth is only a few thousand years old, or that the Leviathan or Behemoth were real creatures at all (because this same story also describes Satan and God conversing in Heaven, and God speaking to a man, so it takes a lot of faith or willing suspension of disbelief to believe) but it does stand to reason that if crocodiles and alligators are living dinosaurs among humans today, that perhaps other dinosaur species may have survived into early human societies and died out since then. I don't think it's totally unreasonable to believe that more dinosaur species once lived among humans than do today, but it is unreasonable to believe that the earth is only a few thousand years old, or that humans have existed throughout the entirety of the existence of all dinosaur species. However, just because this woman believes something silly, doesn't mean that she's stupid, a bad person, or would be a bad girlfriend. If the worst thing about this woman is that she believes in something silly, and that is making OP think twice about pursuing a relationship with her, I think he should also think twice before claiming that he's in love with her.
ColdplaySucks 18
Earliest human-like apes appeared about 65,000 years ago. While there may have been dinosaur descendents, they aren't dinosaurs. The animals we associate as 'dinosaurs' lived between the Triassic to Cretaceous approximately 251-65 million years ago, an eon before earliest humans appeared.
gracehi 33
Have I been misinformed, then, about crocodiles and alligators? I'm not arguing, I'm genuinely asking. What is the actual difference between dinosaurs and their "descendents" in the prehistoric periods you named? You see, I thought that there were several prehistoric periods in which dinosaurs lived, and that the dinosaurs in later periods were descendents of those in earlier periods, or is that not accurate?
caohm 18
I see dinosaurs and humans coexisting about as well as fly and frogs.
jrock9093 18
Sorry but this sounds really dumb
monnanon 14
i dont see how that makes her a bad person just a bit odd. if she is really nice and you like her then dont let her beliefs stop you.