Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I made eye contact with a very cute girl in a café just as I biting into a croissant. It crumbled so violently that a piece flew up into my eye. She just stared at each me in disbelief as I yelped and rubbed my eyeball clean. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
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julvett 0
She probably spit in your food...
Aciliveth 5
Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...
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Comments (174)
Monado 0
I would have to go with a "YDI" mainly because you made an automatic assumption, went along with something you compeltly didn't know because you thought it was fact and all this would've been avoided if you actually just smiled back like a normal person.
fobchick 0
Dick weed
pblack73 0
Youre a horrible person
HERSEy_KISSz 0
why wud u think shed be joking, i mean thats stupid im sry poor her =[
Rajdeep0_o 0
i think u should say sorry, and explan urself. and maybe get her flowers too. :) i dont think YDI. it could happen to anyone just explan to her what happend.
MARIOHGALACKSIE 0
Why on earth would she randomly make a funny face at you? Would you do the same thing to a blind guy, and pretend you couldn't see? He can't see you, but you're still mocking him. What about a deaf woman signing, would you make weird symbols with your hands to "imitate" her, or make a "joke"? YDI asshole.
floopyears7 0
wow ass YDI
brownkid32 0
fml has a fan page that deletes comments from users and does not allow the spilling of beans
dr_house_MD 0
doesnt this sound suspicious like the stuttering waiter one from a few weeks ago?
alexgisforme3 0
youre so mean!!!!!!!!!!