Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
J3R3MYY 14
Such loving children!
fuzzywolf 8
Eek, maybe it's time for a career change?
ErinBeam 1
I'd say give em candy. But that would just make things worse :/
jonriise18 3
Umm because they're like 5 yrs old!
123josie123 11
Aww kids say the darnest things.
kickuwithmyfist 1
In Tha gheeettooo
CabbageTrees 13
Call me stereotypical, but Swedish Ghetto seems to be a bit of an oxymoron. :L
MandieL 27
Hmm this is a tough one to comment on. You are obviously in the wrong career as if you connected with the kids like you should, they wouldn't be hitting you and mouthing off to you. Or the parents of these children are just sooo horrible at parenting that these kids do not know the Swedish word for respect. And it is obvious that these kids do not know the hand of discipline (no don't beat your kids, but some form of discipline is required) or all 3. Get a new job or learn how to do it OP.
Bad92LX 1
I'd say a mild beating is what some of these little bastards could use. Fear commands respect, they don't have to like you all the time, but they need to learn respect. Speaking more of the worthless parents that raise kids like this, obviously a teacher can't discipline a kid like that.
HistoryHasEyes 19
Its actually illegal to spark or otherwise hit children in Sweden.
Fiskerz 0
I don't know any child that would act like that in the kindergarten age unless their parents were horrible role models. You don't have to beat your children for them to have some respect! Not that I'm against a spanking!:) They sure helped me out when I was in my bad years lol
MandieL 27
I don't think kids should be beaten mildly or harshly, the point of a spanking is not to hurt the kid physically but to hurt their pride a little, let them come down a notch. I was spanked as a child and I will probably spank my kids, but there is a huge difference between spanking and beating.
perdix 31
This happens just before nap time?
electracait 0
wtf lol nice kids
Alphabake 3
childhood,haha,if I were a child again , what would I do:)