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Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones

Well your just on a roll

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You swerved to avoid a DEAD animal?? Why?? Unless it was something big that might have damaged your car, just barge on over the top of it. Imagine if you'd swerved into another car or pedestrian?? And slow down. If you're going so fast you can't slow down in time to carefully avoid something that is DEAD in the middle of the road (ie, it's not alive and running out in front of you) then you're going too fast.

KrazyLove54 0

be careful next time

YoshiXclusive 0

Your ****** up. Could of ran the dead animal instead.

Was the road very narrow?

LockAndKey13 1

Poor animals!

Iamaninchworm 0

Atleast you didn't swerve from a turtle and hit a tree

If it's a deer he did the right thing becasuse dead or not it can

ChrisTheCalm 9

At least you have dinner to bring in to your family. Imagine that prank, that should cheer you up.

And then there were two.