Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Look out!
Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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thecanadian341 0
Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones
tellithowitis 13
Well your just on a roll
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tellithowitis 13
Well your just on a roll
iamaleccarlson 0
Haha animal killer
Chaos187 6
What If it were a moose or deer? :O
Damn_Hippster 11
Gotta love irony
R34luver 5
its actually safer to drive through because it less likely to lose control of the vehical...if you slam on the brakes its a hell of a lot more dangrous
enonymous 9
Sounds like a feast! BBQ anyone?
BagleHead 6
Aww man you could've gone two-for-two and hit both...oh well...
iluvhobos 5
Wow, that sucks. I hope your car's okay and not too nasty! Also, 1- you're* (:
SCREAM4meeee 0
52- I'll make it! :). Anyways this one time I hit a massive skunk and my car stank for weeks :/
fabian21 0
Other people might've just seen you attempt (successfully) to hit the live one.
oSwag 0
I see what you did there #1.
AllThatHit 7
I was waiting for someone to say that 83 lol
chell1894 13
That's just the most epic/ironic fail I've ever heard of.
GCr4ck3rs 6
Reality hits u hard bro
thecanadian341 0
Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones
TheFlyingMan 8
But what if they try, but accidentally hit a third one? Inception?
Lanceeden 12
Wow. Is it just me or have there been like 10 similar FMLs to this one in the past few months ?
_Oblivion_ 12
61 so you're saying that people don't hit animals on the road every few months?
imaberry95 0
If you can dodge a dead one, you can dodge 2.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
And what if the one after that comes and needs to dodge 4 of them? ... Ok this is getting it to far and over doing a joke makes it not funny
Georgieeporgiee 9
My little brother was on his bike and rode over a dead rabbit... It's guts exploded... & 60 your so pretty and skinny& I'm so jealous of you!:(
Georgieeporgiee 9
And tanned! fml...
gamercanadian 11
Now the next car has to avoid hitting two dead animals lol
moworld 0
60-LOL
MrLookAtThere 10
This is starting to look like some brutal game of frogger that involves all kinds of forest critters.
ndorsett 0
Fail 90.
margie4peace 11
Well, you tried. At least you feel bad about it. Some people hit animals for sport. FYL
oboewhore_xD 6
D: That's terrible!
texas_redneck88 10
I do it as a sport
CryMoreFMLs 15
You're a redneck though. You have nothing better nor more intelligent to do.
flockz 20
not true my neighbor's a redneck and he shoots bill collectors as they walk up the sidewalk to my house for me.
CryMoreFMLs 15
That's the redneck code of honor flockz. If they don't pay bills, their neighbors shouldn't either.
ChuckNorris141 0
That's me, I do that all the time
bms1996 12
ya one of those people are my dad /:
Saltime 0
75, does that explain all the damage on the front end of your vehicle?
SlyTail 5
20 points!
Stalkers 0
It is hunting for the people who cant shoot.
Brighton_Cruz 20
Well i mean......i can call them something else besides bitches.
bjr1208 3
Like a boss
_Oblivion_ 12
Yeah hitting an animal on the road definitly makes you awsome.
chell1894 13
I just like this because in my head I hear Seth Rogan saying it :)
borkchop1992 15
honestly, i will always ydi people who swerve to hit a cat and end up hitting something else
iam_yummylicious 12
It says a dead animal. It could have been a deer, bear, large wild cat, moose, coyote, etc. I recently swerved to avoid a very large deer because I didn't want my car or person to get pwnt.
fatraptorjesus13 9
yes YDI for not wanting to **** up your car
phoenixslayer69 4
Pull over, gut the deer and place on roof of car. Drive home and enjoy....
Daralea 21
No, but OP deserves it for not looking at where he was swerving. "I know I ran over that child officer, but if I hit that deer the damage to my car would have been significantly more expensive to fix.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Well you need to pay attention to all of the road...
cbdee 8
Operative word *all*
ohSNAPyall 27
Yea that was the point
lylasgurgur 12
Awww! Did you kill the animal that was alive?
mikeeg 0
Did you read the post?
CoughDrops 5
NAWWW.
CoughDrops 5
NAWWW.
Magic1 9
No... That's my answer to your profile picture
mikeeg 0
Hahah
AznQin 3
You are hot!!!
slick5880 22
Well it would be kinda hard to kill the animal that was already dead...
Skittlepickle 13
Don't worry hon, it's in a better place.
isis_morrigan 18
fyl for being ******* retarded...
LilaBear 2
#14 - while it's a fair enough assumption that the OP did kill the animal that was alive, he doesn't actually say that. So the question is valid.
lylasgurgur 12
Did you read the post?? OP didn't specify if he/she killed the animal that was alive.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Nope, turns out it was never alive, stuffed animal. Here's your sign... Dumbass.
mikeeg 0
He ran over an animal...do u think he just broke it's ******* leg?
lylasgurgur 12
Depens on what kind of animal it was. If it was a dog then it could only have gotten a broke leg, but if it was a squirrel then obviously it's dead.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Well... it could be worse.
rayrayray23 1
How so?
marpay 11
Op could of hit a large animal and totaled their car, possibly ended up in the hospital. That would be worse than hitting a small animal.
MyLifeIsWierd 12
OP Could have hit a cop...
NoNotTheFace 8
Tell the truth, you just didn't want your rims all messed up by dead animal guts so you swerved. Now somewhere, a creepy taxidermist's senses are tingling... He's on his way. Thanks to you.
SupahAsian 4
Nope. Chuck Testa.
Chaos187 6
Look on the bright side. You won't have to pay for dinner tonight. ;D