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Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

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Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones

Well your just on a roll

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You swerved... for a dead animal? I can kind of understand if it's a live one, but it's already dead, so who cares if you run over it?

KiddNYC1O 22

Depends on how big the animal is and how fresh the roadkill is.

Well umm you may have hit one but I understand why you tried to avoid it so yeah

Ironic.... i think.

Lol you tried try not to be too sad

leadsails320 0

delicious.

boarder540 12

Well if you even knew a little bit about cars you would that it could screw up the tires and it could also mis-align the axel and mess up the suspension.

Never swerve. You could cause a wreck over an animal or roadkill. Better you get some damage or have to wasb your car than killing someone in a multicar pile up.

isis_morrigan 18

well...at least u tried! though I think u wouldve been better off not swerving and just hitting the dead one...

hannahcorrine 0

Fertilizer?