Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Look out!
Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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thecanadian341 0
Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones
tellithowitis 13
Well your just on a roll
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fmluserjessica 0
Blame It on the alcohol!
windfuelsfire 10
It takes a frag to make a frag
jazzybaby179 22
That must have drove you crazy.
daydreamer244 13
real smooth.
theboss42 0
Well of corse you wouldnt hit the dead one it's no points
timmyliao 5
Today, I had a dream that I saved a hackled animal, but once I brought it back home, it starved to death the next day. I know the guilt:(
perdix 31
Good move! You get more points for hitting the live ones. If you ran over the dead one, all you'd be doing is tenderizing some redneck's supper.
kateheartswaffle 0
I laughed. I'm going to hell.
TalishaE_pod 0
Bahahaha nice
gunner2590 0
Do you work in Bambi's forest or something, where are these animals coming from?