Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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amerwin 3
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.
cavalos94 0
dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.
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kaiky3 0
time for the gym :]
Hayllee 4
That sucks OP. At least now you can start losing it (can't start losing weight if you don't realize you need to). Good luck. :)
AliciaM_fml 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!! YOU OFFICALLY FAIL AT LIFE!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitch_Connor 11
My thoughts exactly. If you seriously can't tell when you even reach the BORDERLINE, you deserve it.
margie4peace 11
you are a hateful person
fuzz97 23
MAN THE HARPOONS
stevenmx86 8
God how pathetic...
satanstolemysock 11
Wow... I'm officially lost for words...
bthomas0319 2
Wow, get some liposuction done! it's your own damn fault anyways!(unless it's for some medical reason)
avoidthegirl 6
99% of fat people are fat because they can't put down the twinkies. There are very, very few people on this planet that are fat due to legitimate health conditions. It seriously makes me so sick to think that 30% (or whatever the percentage is up to now) of Americans are overweight. GET A ******* GRIP, PEOPLE.
vikingunicorn 1
Lots of people are overweight because of their lack of a good lifestyle, but it's definitely not 99%.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You do realize those percentages for people who are overweight don't just include people who are grossly overweight. It also includes those people who are like two pounds over whatever the supposed "ideal" weight is for their body type. The point being that while there is a large percentage of overweight people not all of those overweight people would actually qualify as fat if you were looking at them.
sxyKarri_94 0
I think fat people are cute when they cry
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Fat people are cute like giant babies! Skinny people don't have that going for them so they actually have to be cute. But really I don't get why crying would be cute... funny, maybe :) Not trying to be rude, people can laugh at me all they want and I'd just be happy to put a smile on their face.(;
LolFYLS 0
they are so cute especially when the stretch and you see mold in their belly button. just adorable.
_Fun_Sized_ 0
wow people are mean. I'm sorry OP .... but yeah... why do we need seat belts because if we do crash... no matter what ... we r dead! Haha good luck though
sammigirl148 0
wow op u would...