Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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amerwin 3
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.
cavalos94 0
dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.
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Comments (127)
Herboski1315 0
The funny thing is that it's all your fault. fatty ding-dong.
amuck 0
loose some weight or see a damn doctor, exercise do something with yourself!!!
a_lenzmeier 11
You know, it is said that half of the people who are rude and disrespect people that are slightly larger than average, do so out of regressed expression, because someone they love and care for is actually a "fat" person themselves. There will always be someone bigger, smaller, faster, slower, smater, dumber, etc. than you. Don't hate on someone else for something you are more superior to them in. Chances are, they are better than you in more than couple things. And yeah it sucks. I myself have a couple pounds I could afford to shed. Don't let it get you down. if your happy that way, which according to this post I assume your not, than great. but if not, change it. There will always be a solution.
LolFYLS 0
but there are more fat and mentally challenge people to make fun of or laugh at. * didn't want to sat tarded with a re I want to be politically correct*
margie4peace 11
I think a lot of the mean people here are fat themselves and are full of self-hatred. when they say mean things to the OP, they are really talking to themselves.
hobofoshoyo 0
Sooo...does that mean you're not gonna your peanuts?
Mitcha857 0
here's and idea: Go to a gym, sign up, and work your fat ass off! If you're that emotionally upset by your physical appearance and obesity then actually do something about it besides just crying.
mask724 7
lol..they do have extensions, you know!
tugbrowski 0
take it as your wake up call. never too late.
denvan 0
Couldn't you have adjusted it? Liquid diet it is then
noornia 6
it's ok :(
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
ayame, what the hell is wrong wit you.. you are a ******* phsyco. just because your family has passed away doesn't give you the right to talk to someone like that.. you insensitive jerk off. like really? who the hell do you think you are? you just sound like a little moron. grow the **** up and stop hiding behind your keyboard.