Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML
Today, I started my week-long girlscation with two of my childhood friends. So far, one hasn't stopped burping, farting, or talking about "needing dick", and the other can't stop trying to one up everyone else in the car. Day one out of five. Sigh. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was on a road trip with my boyfriend when he pulled off at Buc-ee's, saying we needed gas. I eyed the gas gauge and it was at half tank. When I got angry, he said, "I'm driving, and we're stopping at Buc-ee's because I've never been." I fumed in the car while he farted around inside for thirty minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML
Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML
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flufee2 27
At least the car won't need gas now!
lewaraly 8
Did you expect something different..?
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Comments (49)
henrylikestreats 22
I know EXACTLY how you feel, OP. FYL for sure.
fyallslifelol 2
Are their names Terrence and Philip?
hayleyblack2u71 21
I feel bad for you....but that's everyday with my dad {>_
mosquito19 14
make them smell your fingers, they'll stop farting.
cryssycakesx3 23
what?? ew...
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Smart move, should've assumed something of the sorts would've happened
missbrit818 20
Worst road trip ever
Rkikkas9713 25
That stinks OP, but I must gas you a question. Did you not expect it?
demonfacee 14
Avoid the Taco Bell. There's always air freshener.
x3sarax3 17
If you can't beat them... Join them.. Hah
thejimler 9
How can you be both alone in the car, and stuck with 2 men farting for 14 hours? ...Fart ghost?