Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML
Today, I started my week-long girlscation with two of my childhood friends. So far, one hasn't stopped burping, farting, or talking about "needing dick", and the other can't stop trying to one up everyone else in the car. Day one out of five. Sigh. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was on a road trip with my boyfriend when he pulled off at Buc-ee's, saying we needed gas. I eyed the gas gauge and it was at half tank. When I got angry, he said, "I'm driving, and we're stopping at Buc-ee's because I've never been." I fumed in the car while he farted around inside for thirty minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML
Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML
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flufee2 27
At least the car won't need gas now!
lewaraly 8
Did you expect something different..?
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Comments (49)
johnthejolly 10
Hahahah that's usually how it goes whenever two men are stuck together for awhile.
Shmatterhorn 38
A famous Lynyrd Skynyrd song just jumped into my mind. "Oooh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell."
greeneyesjenny 4
Not to be rude but perhaps they were making a point? Sometimes guys don't always want their gfs around and vice versa. This may not be the case here, but I can imagine the convo they had: bf "bro my girl wants to ride too" eyeroll bro "damn man why?!? she doesn't ever let you chill does she?" bf "it's not worth the argument bro" bro "Don't worry. I got this. Bet she won't ask to come again" And let the gas leaks begin....
greeneyesjenny 4
I guess I just hang out with different types of guys then lol
cryssycakesx3 23
I would imagine he would just tell her no. of course, this is assuming they have a regular relationship,
skychu 18
It could've been worse?
Matheo_fml 21
You totally saw that comin' didn't ya?
gabrielamartin 7
Boys will be boys! Then again, girls can have their fun like this as well
thefallen12 13
Lol we all fart and it's harmless.
Rababco 29
For 14 hours, what did they eat?! Being stuck in a small, closed space filled with farts does not sound like fun. You'd think they'd be disgusted by the smell of they're own farts. You should've joined in if it was some sort of game they were playing.