Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
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saifnaqvi11 21
International Sibling Zoned. That just tragic.
Odiz747 23
Well, at least you get to see some german culture?
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Comments (58)
ImGoth 15
At least you get to go sight seeing and maybe even go on the autobon
mirwi 1
You make the Autobahn sound like a big exciting attraction. It is just as special as german bread or german beer. You just use it, every day. The autobahn gets you from point A to point B and that is all there is to say about it.
blahhhhhhh85 9
yea it's like any highway over here with the exception that on most there's only a recommend ed speed limit
vincent6864 18
Es tut mir leid. Das ist schlecht:c
sherman77 5
Welcome to america:)
SpyroMello 29
They're in Germany
kristinyash 12
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
introvert20 6
Wow harsh OP. Sorry to hear. Well everything happens for a reason!
Eyalsh 32
i hate that saying. no they ******* don't.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Gosh.. You should've asked first..
fsomelife 26
Scotty, is that you?
peckerbeak22 14
Were you on Catfish?
born_hustla 26
Family will go the distance to see each other sometimes.
Shay_Shay97 23
I think this is possibly the WORST case of friend zoning I have ever seen. Somebody help this man.
iateapenguin 27
Somebody help this woman, you mean, who probably now feels terrible and awkward because OP expected her to be in love with him too. She can't help how she feels and she owes him nothing - no relationship, no sex, nothing.