Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
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saifnaqvi11 21
International Sibling Zoned. That just tragic.
Odiz747 23
Well, at least you get to see some german culture?
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Comments (58)
vikky538 29
Having a german sister ..i am not sure if it's a bad thing or not.
LunaMyst 19
Brutal
iateapenguin 27
So enjoy your time there with her. If you really like her you'll respect that she doesn't want anything more and still have a good time.
dragoongirl90 34
What a ******* bitch.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Then why the hell was she talking to you every day? Chin up OP- she's not the only woman in the whole world.
DoomedGemini 38
Because they're friends..?? I didn't realize you weren't allowed to talk with people everyday unless you were interested romantically. Who sets bullshit rules like this?
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
I don't talk to my friends every single day, even my best ones- maybe a couple of days in a row but not for 5 months straight! We all have our own lives.
T_Rev1017 8
Real dumb on your part dude.do your homework
Arabio95 5
sounds like the plot of Eurotrip but a little changed
anthony99 14
So much for a real life Eurotrip story
hoponpip 20
I know that feel bro
epicgamer 18
**** her for making you do this. Ditch her and just go back home and cut off all connections with her.
Vitani_Verci 24
He could have never made advances to her, and she could have simply assumed it was a good friend coming to visit. While I do feel bad for OP, she never did owe him anything.