Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
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saifnaqvi11 21
International Sibling Zoned. That just tragic.
Odiz747 23
Well, at least you get to see some german culture?
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Comments (58)
storethis 17
Ditch the bitch and and enjoy your vacation
Elgrin 15
The appropriate response to this is to say "Why thank you Cersi! Shall we shag now or shag later?"
LostInTheGate 2
Be careful, this relationship has the potential to explode...
drtoboggan 11
YDI for assuming that she wanted a relationship and flying to Germany without making your desires clear first. You can't blame that on her.
anthony99 14
OP doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van on Sunday...
Gummy_money 3
should've told her (in creepy voice) "well you better be a fan of incest!" >:)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you not discuss visiting her before actually doing so? That's a big step, and quite a long distance relationship as well. You probably should have talked to her about your feelings first.
ginbit2 8
Better that than an "I actually hate you,".
justacapricorn 6
atleast you could visit Germany :)
Moiceter21 10
A moment of silence for our fallen brother...
Banana49 12
oof