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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Scarborough, Canada

Lonely, so lonely…

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Manny Kin.

I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)

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Damn. I feel you.

That's sad :(

SpaceCadet87 0

Shake someone's hand. Problem solved.

We'd be perfect friends.

Couldn't you just hold your own hand?

It's natural to get urges

"hey guys I got a new boyfriend!" "what's his name?" "Manny Quinn."