Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Scarborough, Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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sunnyt 5
Manny Kin.
Tolarie 13
I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)
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indigoblues 9
Forever alone.
DinoDropns 1
Uh... How ugly are you???
Shrike 24
Not as ****-ugly as that personality you've got there, I'll bet. :D
PeteyPablo12308 20
"****-ugly" I like it! My new favorite insult!
desireev 18
28- With a personality like yours, I'd hold hands with a mannequin before I'd speak to you, no matter how attractive or unattractive you are. Being rude and shallow gets you nowhere. Keep that in mind! :)
spinnaker 1
loneliness sucks... open your heart and your mind and just be and believe me, there is someone for everyone!
Pleonasm 36
Why can't I, hold all these hands??
Boob_fml 6
If you dump the mannequin for a blow up doll and play your cards right, you might make it to third base.
Evaloscity 6
I bet it took a whole lot of hard thinking to come up with that name.
desireev 18
31- Why do you keep posting that same comment? I mean, you do change the last couple words... But why do you keep posting that? :[
DoubleBlumpkin 4
So we probably have a year or two before your neighbors start getting interviewed after you pull an attention grabbing everyone must die stunt. "I am not too surprised actually, she always did seem a little off".
MuseFan1991 14
this genuinely made me a little bit sad :( OP, try getting out there a bit more! if you're shy try dating sites but please don't hold hands with any more mannequins, i dont think my heart could take it :'(
greenie213 23
And then the mannequin episode of doctor who came true. You just have shitty luck.
funky2525 14
Ohhh lord! Help this child!