Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Scarborough, Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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sunnyt 5
Manny Kin.
Tolarie 13
I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)
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chtychtybngbng 11
Awww that is so sad! I'm sure you'll find someone soon OP. Just be open to the possibilities and you'll find love.
dsl1123 8
I'll hold your hand for you and no I'm not a pervert, just another lonely person.
freakguy455 0
If you feel embarrassed now, just wait till some genius security guard takes a still of the surveillance feed and then post it on the internet for all the world to see...
ALpein 0
At least you can say you're dating a model.
habibiiiiiii 2
Let's hope the mannequin isn't around when op wants to remember what sex feels like :/
doricat 1
aw, i know how that feels. :( hang in there, i hope you find someone who makes you happy real soon!
patrick29 1
Sorry op :( I do the same thing
eddiemd 0
hm I usually pull the shirt down to flash my wife hahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
Good movie. Wish it was longer. I heard they're coming out with a sequel...
shadokis 15
Wow, I've had some seriously long dry spells before, but I've never been THAT far gone. I truely hope you find someone soon!