Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Scarborough, Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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sunnyt 5
Manny Kin.
Tolarie 13
I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)
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Tolarie 13
I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)
onlychildFTW 34
Everyone will find their someone one day. Boy girl doesn't matter. But OP I believe in you finding a soul mate. Or at least a boyfriend.
hama806 19
Does your new boyfriend have a name?
sunnyt 5
Manny Kin.
iTsbSkuLLy 8
Actually his name is spelled Manny Quinn. (Sorry couldn't resist that Two and A Half Men reference)
tcook912 9
....or Wizzards of Waverly Place. (:
Xeserx 8
Sad...just sad...
379_fml 11
Not clever... Just not clever
SeahorseGuy 7
As long as you held hands and kept it at that, what you did was only really weird, not effed up.
Michaelsgirl04 9
but if the mannequin got wood and she decided to take advantage of it....that may cross a line
annie_nk 23
Aw that part was so sad! "Please say 'hello' to me".
Meme1988 18
Thats hard, holding someone you really care about is one of the best feelings ever, i hope you findsomeone special to hold when ever you miss him/her
Grimmerie 31
When's the wedding?
P1P_BOY 6
nothing like holding cold carbon fiber/plastic hands.... go out op and find someone, there are many fish out in the open ocean. FYL
DarkSeekerX94446 14
I'm sure OP doesn't date fish..
P1P_BOY 6
21-its an expression
Michaelsgirl04 9
53: they were joking. bazinga.
DarkSeekerX94446 14
53 - yeah, I know, I was being sarcastic. :P
ydi_4_suking 20
the part where he kills the dog killed me a little inside. *sniffle*
sunnyt 5
OP why didnt you just grab your own hand to see how it felt? Would've been less embarrassing..