Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Scarborough, Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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sunnyt 5
Manny Kin.
Tolarie 13
I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)
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ckrider64 8
if u wish upon a star maybe the mannequin will come to life!
mussalem2 2
u can hold my hand
ZombieKitteh 8
man anyone who would make fun of someone for this is the same kind of person who'd make fun of a homeless person. You don't need to hit them - they're already down. Have mercy. I feel your pain, to an extent. been single for 5 ******* years -_-
fuckercakes 21
This depressed me... :c
Meeran 9
Jeez, go on a dating site or something
I'madumbass 19
That really sucks, OP, but if no one else cares for you like that, I honestly would pay the store anywhere between $150 and $1000 (depending on what the store wants) and just take it as your boyfriend. It's a mannequin. He won't leave you.