Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Scarborough, Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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sunnyt 5
Manny Kin.
Tolarie 13
I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)
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mrsmaglietta 6
he sounds fantastic
Voldy_fml 16
Woah, is that how bad you're situation is, OP? That's truly sad.
DuRpY 5
Weird Al being weird.
WaSiSimiLang 8
"I promised my friend I would come over and say hi...hi..."
WaSiSimiLang 8
If it makes you feel better, you can hold my hand :) or get a dog, shaking hands with their paw is ok too
afairshake 8
Didn't seem a weird comment to me sounded like a polite and caring person. Why thumb down for someone having a heart?
afairshake 8
Sounds like you're really lacking a human connection you very much need. I hope you can find someone special. I don't think you're going to find what you're looking for in the hand of a mannequin though. Best of luck to you get out there with eyes wide open.
DuRpY 5
OR - now hear me out, OP - or, you can take your right hand, and with it - are you still with me? Stay with me now - with that right hand, you hold your own LEFT hand. Crazy, right? I know, I know. This does requires some thinking outside the box, but I think, with help, you can get there. I believe in you, OP. Baby steps.
379_fml 11
Why is this thumbs down? Best advice I've heard in awhile
Kristabug91 1
Loser
HayJay316 9
Mannaquins are freaking creepy FYL OP.
Bright_Lights 14
Will Smith is truly a great actor.