Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML
Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML
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Nap_fml 0
funny little kid, I should've done that while I was young :P
maryfofary 0
Ugh the same thing happened to me except it was "******" that he didn't know and my mom went in depth about how it feels when she has one :/
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Comments (74)
findingmylemon 0
Haha evil bro. Mines just as bad.
SoulChoc_fml 0
he just sounds bad, ugh I cant stand bad kids
mommatee09 0
lmfao dhat was funny
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Lmao I know the feeling all too well. My 7 year old brother found my mom's tampon and obviously wanted to know what it was. He took it out of the applicator and started shrieking and laughing because it was 'fluffy'. My 10 year old sister then told him that it was one of those Vicks inhaler thingies and convinced him to stick it up his nose. After that my mom started to use pads so he found one and stuck it over his mouth as a gag. I swear, it's all true. Beat that.
Kay_Kay27 13
my lil bro asked my what virgin ment i told him i cant tell him ask mum or dad so the next day while down town he started screaming my sister isnt a virgin i was 11 at the time
kelseyjones 0
Lol. Owned.
mryasha 0
lmaooo
Dodge4x4Ram 46
hahahahaha DAMN,,, AWKARD
Purdy19 0
Smack the brat, if he lies he gets punished
livetodisco 0
hahaha!!