Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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Top comments
chicosmile 4
What a little brat.
helpfulwhale 12
Then leave him there and see how long it takes for him to realize that his prank isn't the best idea when he can't get home.
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Comments (41)
UsernameTaken14 18
He's a little asshole isn't he?!
vandeele 8
That little shit.. Well-played.
BrittNic0le 9
It will be sweet revenge when one day the cops are standing at your door and ask "Do you know this boy?"
kiaora_fml 11
Just leave him there, and when the other boys parents complain about not picking him up just say "his brother went to pick him up but you believed his lie that he didn't know him"
whyisitincapital 25
It would've been even more hilarious if it was a twin brother instead.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Wouldn't OP have a driver's license from having to pick up his brother that he could use to prove his identity with?
kitten1323 19
That doesn't prove he knows his brother. I have a drivers license, so I could go to the house and prove I'm his sister? No
sydstoomuch 19
Lmao, I feel bad for you OP, but y'all need to lighten up Geez
143amandaott 10
That sucks! But I would be like ok whatever and just leave!!
DanielleinDC 34
I will say the parents of the friend did the right thing. That said,OP, your little brother is a brat, and I hope you just left him there and let him find his own way home. I also hope you told your parents about the little bratling's stunt so you don't get into too much trouble. Perhaps next time your parents should let the friend's parents know that you're picking him up so they know when the little brat is having a tantrum.
fantasyworld 39
Leave him.