Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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Top comments
chicosmile 4
What a little brat.
helpfulwhale 12
Then leave him there and see how long it takes for him to realize that his prank isn't the best idea when he can't get home.
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Comments (41)
packrat 26
I do believe that is your parents' problem now. Hopefully he gets what is coming to him, and you never have to pick him up again.
blueknight1st 26
People who believe anything a child says on face value is a moron.
SRNH 3
On the other hand, I don't think believing everything a car driver says on face value is necessarily the greatest idea either.
disney_blonde 16
And neither your nor your brother's friend's parents have one of those newfangled cellular devices to call your parents to verify your identity?
blackonblight 33
Cellular nothing, land line exists at the house, right?
disney_blonde 16
People still have landlines?
1947Chevy 17
I still have a land line. No cellular service exists in my area. The glory of a dead zone. The same reason I have a cb in my car
Tember12 11
He was just trying to mess with you. One day get him back
foxy_grampa 19
Well then make him walk home
SophieLouiseG 12
not good at all x
nim6 11
Leave him there that will teach him not to do that again
Rick_Astley_fml 14
Spanking!
CaliLoveFire 23
kids do the darndest things
Sitting_Ducki 8
Let them explain to the police why they're refusing to give you your brother