Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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Top comments
chicosmile 4
What a little brat.
helpfulwhale 12
Then leave him there and see how long it takes for him to realize that his prank isn't the best idea when he can't get home.
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Comments (41)
bjhhjh 20
Of all the little brats out there, you got the worst type. Good luck OP!
olpally 33
Just leave him there and go home. What a troll.
nishantvas 13
I'm guessing they tried to call the cops
perdix 31
Maybe he didn't recognize you in your hockey mask?
B1ackthesun 31
Is it just me that admirers the friends parents in this FML? They didn't know op, there are a lot of sick people out there. Dick move from the brother being manipulative. But good on the friends parents for trying to protect a child.
domolovesyoshi 33
exactly
worldclassrager 41
I guess he wanted to stay...your drivers license would give the address and prove that you are his sibling (apologies if I messed up)..,
VeganVampyre 27
Not necessarily, if OP has a different last name (or they have a really common name) and/or doesn't live at home anymore. We don't know how old OP is or whether they're full-, half-, or step siblings.
Omniprism 15
His friends parents are idiots. How would you know his name and where he was to come pick him up. All they had to do was ask you a few questions. People are stupid.
B1ackthesun 31
Read some books on serial killers etc. Often they have stalked the child for months and months, are well known to the family (even related!) Knowing a few minor details does not mean you're not a sicko. They where playing safe not being idiots. It's this kind of attitude that can lead to disaster.
justagirl1998 10
Just leave him and go home...then he will realize that the joke was stupid..
Girlie7 11
You should have said "I too wish I dint know you bro...."
doglover100 29
Just leave him.