Today, I got pulled over for going 85 mph in a 60 mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch, even though the other cars were topping 100 mph. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time." He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
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albinoV 1
If you're going to speed, might as well keep up with the others.
perdix 31
That's the typical predator/prey routine. The predator chooses the slowest and weakest of the herd. Thanks for letting us know that you are slow and weak. That might come in handy during a food shortage.
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Comments (133)
Nakedsquirrel 5
I was speeding enough to get a fine in excess of $200 in many states, and got pulled over even though other people were speeding WORSE!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
jawanessa 0
Everyone knows Alligator Alley is a speed trap! At least you weren't going 90 though, you could've gone to jail.
bahjoojoo 0
FAKE. stolen from the movie This Christmas. dumbass
sphinx_fml 0
what a fake! How old are you?
MiniatureMayhem 0
Alligator Alley! Did you see all the alligators in the side of the road?
Syn_fml 0
How is this possibly not her fault? She was going 25 mph over the speed limit, she deserves whatever she gets.
Mx_Rider 6
your so dumb can i sock u in the face?
kvgf1484 0
dont speed then
climb09 0
NEVER go over the speed limit on the alley! the Miccosukee cops are REALLY hard on speeding and will get you for going 5 over!
FarSide 23
Getting pulled over on a Reservation is a totally different story. Reservation laws are different than State or Federal laws. They have their own Justice System, fines, fees, jails. All bets are off.
Cromwellsandwich 0
Today, I was speeding and I got pulled over. I totally expected the cop to let me go and catch the other speeders, but he didn't! FML. | You totally deserved it (1920)- You totally deserved it (1919) Anonymous (Woman)- United States (Florida)