Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Would YOU like to have to clean that up?
AWESOM_E 0
Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die
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Comments (153)
alex_vik 1
hurr durr i throw candy at people i don't know Grow the **** up OP. And you said "group of unruly teenagers like us" as if you're proud of it.
SweetSoldier 0
Awww ur a total bitch
SweetSoldier 0
BTW i agree with #61
Zeegloo 0
Very mature.
fletcherfashion 0
You are such asshats. I can't wait for you to grow up. Go play in traffic.
Thrashmeister 0
...MOVIE THEATERS HAVE BALCONIES?!
rosellie 0
I'm pretty sure there was a VERRRRY similar FML, almost exactly like this, that appeared on the site before.
Keiko86 0
Wow, who is the hoodlem teenager now?
saminpajamas 0
wow. you guys are ******* idiots. why would you throw stuff at people in the theater? GROW. UP.
alex_vik 1
#68 - Yeah, some other idiot teenagers threw their popcorn at a guy with a breathing tube because they thought for some reason he was a pervert.