Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
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Top comments
sleepinginclass 8
Because slamming on your brakes would have helped anyways...
waffule365 16
Well if you were following the law it wouldn't have happened.
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Comments (137)
apathy_libra 6
Oh yeah congrats, you deserve it.
Lunasis 14
firstly you shouldn't even have been speeding secondly you're better off taking that ticket than slamming on the brakes because you don't know what's gonna happen
Satoaoi 13
totally deserved it
tirc 34
Instant karma.
PixiXOXO 11
Laws are not made just to be annoying, they are made so that innocent people won't get killed by some moron driving like a crasy person! Driving at a high speed, you have no chance of stopping, should a kid or someone else step out in front of the car. YDI!!! I'm just glad no one else was in the car with you, then you would have put their lives on the line too!
hienzburgess 9
*crazy
thatonename 7
That and "middle of nowhere". Who the **** is walking out in the middle of the street?
eyesmile27 7
You completely deserved that.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
There's a button for that. Just like there's a thumbs down button. I think I may use both.
Red__Forman 7
You where going over a hill fast enough to blow a tire when slamming the brakes? Imagine what would have happened if a little old lady with her grandkid in a stroller had been crossing the road just below the highest point of the hill! Murderer!
Octwo 16
How many little old ladies do you see crossing the road with a stroller in the middle of nowhere?
Llama1 10
You shouldn't have been speeding in the first place. You definitely deserved it.
paulw793 2
If you want to drive fast go to the track.
hazemcnasty 16
well played piggies, well played