Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
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Top comments
sleepinginclass 8
Because slamming on your brakes would have helped anyways...
waffule365 16
Well if you were following the law it wouldn't have happened.
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Comments (137)
therealafroninga 10
Well said 92, but what if he had ceramic pads, more pressure, more ware, quicker blow.
chosha_fml 27
Used SUCCESSFULLY to trick people, apparently.
A7XCamaro 19
If you lock a wheel up it doesn't matter if you have Autozone pads and a single piston caliper or Hawk race pads and a 6 piston caliper, it just becomes easier to lock up.
ni0ve 9
don't speed
wjh100 13
got this wonderful thing called anti lock breaks..... try them out
A7XCamaro 19
Do you have any idea how hard it is to add antilock brakes to a car that doesn't come with them?
BobbieH 19
If it had been a real cop you most likely would have been busted already anyway. They have this thing called radar, and even lasers! You are busted long before you can even see them. Let the tire serve as a lesson, don't speed unless you're willing to pay the fines!
iConnor 5
Op is a dipshit
chuckcloninger 12
Good that it blew when it did. You're obviously driving on tires that need changing so if you're going to speed make sure your tires are up to it.
krunchy_kitty 8
Yes indeed. Speeding in itself may or may not be stupid, depending on circumstances and skill, but driving fast on worn tires is completely idiotic.
Dusty_Busters 15
You deserve it in every sense of the phrase