Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
Today, I have applied to over 50 different jobs in the last month. I have NOT received a call or email back from any of them. FML
Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. It turns out that the phone number on my resumé was wrong. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, out of nowhere, several spam calls started calling my cellphone number. Every single one of them about health insurance. I didn't know why they were calling me or how they got my number. After a bit of questioning, it turns out my dumb dad used my name and cellphone number while trying to look for info. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
If we've learned one thing on this site, it's always double check your resume!
ashleyylove3 22
Ah honest mistake, maybe try double checking your information next time! Fyl, OP!
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Comments (54)
blueyoshi_fml 16
Just 30? In 7.5 months I applied for 97 and had to move cross country to start my career.
Chewiebhz 15
YDI soooo ******* much, just imagine what kind of employee a distracted person such as yourself will make...
dudechef 8
It's called proofreading. Also, double checking helps
Grimnirwher9 21
And that is why you always check a resumee before sending it in.
anonymousvoice 5
hopefuly you learned something from that mistake.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
For six months though?
czeptoks 8
sorry to say. but just 30+ applications in 6 months is hardly anything. try harder. good luck.
enzonanci22 7
Oh children these days
annihil8or 15
DUMBASS
_btwice 7
******* idiot