Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I complained to my girlfriends that my husband constantly wants me to explore his disgusting perversions, like making me call him "Daddy" or putting me on a leash. They all started discussing all the nasty things they'd let my husband do, then said he should find a sidepiece who's "less boring." FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
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Top comments
fakedsincerity 32
Some people just have incompatible sex drives. He's wrong to call you names for expressing what you need to be happy. I hope you guys can talk it out and compromise so you're both happy and can have your needs met.
magikarpsmurfs 19
I think it's time to discuss with your husband that people not just yourself have needs. Those needs are normal & should be taken care of by those committed to you. AKA your husband.
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Comments (144)
Matt32179 8
You can't force someone into having it if he doesn't want to you should respect that at least have a talk with him. Marriage isn't all about sex.
siggy_mcsigx 22
No you should never force or coerce. But when it's simply suggested, the disinterested partner probably shouldn't be so callous and dismissive, either.
Peachtranquility 15
That's weird haha. I thought the guys always wanted it more.
XxboxXbeatsX 4
Tf does OP mean
PANDORUM89 21
I feel like maybe there is a medical or mental underlying cause. Like BC for me is the biggest mood killer, it makes me actually become repulsed when I'm touched or kissed by my bf. when you are stressed it kills your mood, when you feel pressured to perform it kills your mood, and when sex is boring. I also understand how sex is not as enjoyable when you feel forced because you are conpromising on how often you have sex. So instead of setting up specific dates for sex, I'd try to initiate it a little more often and make sure he is relaxed
theTravinator 21
It's kinda crazy to see how many instances of people with very opposite sex drives get married. It's kinda something most people tend to find out before they throw on the ring. I have to reserve judgement though because they could have saved sex for marriage, but nothing excuses calling you names for wanting a normal human desire
amanda182 19
I feel your pain, my husbands never home. And if he thinks you're a nympho just because you want sex more than once a month then he clearly doesn't know what a nympho is...
alexis83188 24
There's always masturbation!
lmfao789 11
What?? Once a day is way too less for me here
Niedermayer_20 12
Stay classy. Watch more ****.
rajsarang 8
Wow... Thats nice