Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, our cat doesn’t care much whether she gets into my room or not. Except at about 3 a.m. each night. That’s the time she sits outside the door, meowing to be let in. FML
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, it’s the fifth day in a row that my mom has vacuumed right outside my room, from 5 to 11 AM. Despite this, I still can’t fall asleep before midnight. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML
Today, my 21-year-old cat, who has learned when I go to bed and waits in my bedroom for me every night, was waiting for me as usual last night. She got on top of me and I fell asleep pretty fast. When I woke up, she was still there, so I decided to wait until she moved. It took me an hour to realize she'd died. FML
Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML
Today, I'm on my 20th consecutive night without decent sleep, ever since circumstances forced me to move back to my parents' bungalow, and my dad's thunderous snoring keeping me awake. FML
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Top comments
rhiley 26
fair enough tbh someone's gotta lay down the law
xyris_fml 28
Invest in some nice noise cancelling headphones.
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Comments (100)
Zotti 11
that doesn't sound bad... it sounds sweet and adorable!
tbangazak3 7
Ditch the cat duh
crane8479 8
im 55 and I have dog that whines like she's being beaten if Im not in bed by 10pm
dragoongirl90 34
So the ****** meows.
pdp_fml 21
Why not get rid of the cat?
more4me 27
That's weird. Cat are usually nocturnal creatures! Mine just wanted to sleep on my chest with her butt in my face when I was wat hing TV until it was time to turn off the light. Then, she wanted to play and run around the apart all night !
PinkasaurusRex 25
They probably know that if you don't go to bed by then, maybe you won't be up in time to feed them lol
captainsmegma 12
Boot to the pussy will solve that problem.
Timber147 9
Shouldn't let your animals be the pack leader by pushing you around.
cryevertime 12
I know that feel bro.