Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, our cat doesn’t care much whether she gets into my room or not. Except at about 3 a.m. each night. That’s the time she sits outside the door, meowing to be let in. FML
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, it’s the fifth day in a row that my mom has vacuumed right outside my room, from 5 to 11 AM. Despite this, I still can’t fall asleep before midnight. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML
Today, my 21-year-old cat, who has learned when I go to bed and waits in my bedroom for me every night, was waiting for me as usual last night. She got on top of me and I fell asleep pretty fast. When I woke up, she was still there, so I decided to wait until she moved. It took me an hour to realize she'd died. FML
Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML
Today, I'm on my 20th consecutive night without decent sleep, ever since circumstances forced me to move back to my parents' bungalow, and my dad's thunderous snoring keeping me awake. FML
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Top comments
rhiley 26
fair enough tbh someone's gotta lay down the law
xyris_fml 28
Invest in some nice noise cancelling headphones.
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Comments (100)
HylianWarrior 21
Because cats are evil creatures that would eat you and feel no remorse if we did not have such a significant size advantage. Now dogs, they will love you almost unconditionally.
rabid_otaku 29
Same with my cat. I find it adorable.
LexBvl 4
That's what you get for having a cat.
PuppiesKisses 19
Get a squirt bottle.
Steve7910 6
Your a moron
woozyraeleen 1
at least your cat lets you stay up til 11, the latest my dog lets me is 9.30
SleazyChicken 6
Why is this under "intimacy"? Lmao
PrettyLilRedbone 8
Thank you! I thought I was the only one wondering this.
gobblepuss 3
Well I suggest keep your legs closed you slag.
1dbvbandbotdf 15
******* same!!!!
Cheddarface 1
He just wants what's best for you.