Today, my sugar daddy-turned-boyfriend can no longer support my lavish lifestyle and told me to get a job. Ever since he divorced his wife and kids for me, he has to pay a hefty child support and alimony for them. This is way more than I bargained for. Now I can’t break up with him or he’ll think I’m a gold digger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke it off with me when she realized I can no longer treat her to expensive gifts and meals. My ex-wife is bleeding me dry with child support payments, I can no longer afford the lifestyle I used to have. She won’t take me back. Now I’m totally single and broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my ex-husband stopped paying his child support so when I phoned to threaten him with lawyers, he didn’t care. Apparently, he lost his job months ago and has been paying me out of his savings, but now he has absolutely nothing left I can take away from him. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, it's the third time my ex has been granted a reduction in his child support payments coinciding with his gold digger getting an expensive gift. The first time it was her 4-carat engagement ring, then it was her breast and butt surgeries, and now a 3-week trip to Hawaii. I can barely afford food for our kids. FML
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Top comments
Dr_Alex 10
Isn't anyone who has a sugar daddy/mommy is a gold digger, by default?
maverick83 15
this is fake, right? this has to be fake. nobody is this stupid.
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Comments (22)
Lost Reggie 22
You are a loathsome human being, and so is he.
Thaylok 17
Don't forget to add "Homewrecker" to "Gold Digger".
core01 30
You ARE a gold digger. lol Own it and be free. He made his own choices.
mychelle12 4
or, you could not be a home wrecker.
FluffythePink 23
That's what you get for destroying families Enjoy.
dreams2383 20
you are a gold digger. you were only with him because he could give you things. now he's broke you don't want him anymore. get a job and take care of yourself like an adult. your not a child anymore
L0life29 6
you’re both trash
easybree 10
why would a sugar daddy think you want to be with him for anything other than his $$$?
MistressAfrodite 5
but you are a gold digger
Taurus_ChicKa 37
"Today, my sugar-daddy-turned-boyfriend will think I'm a gold digger." If the shoe fits... People like you are what's wrong with society. You're used to everything being handed to you on a silver platter. I don't favor sugar daddies, but he is right to tell you to get a job. And he left his wife and kids for you? So you're not only a gold digger, you're also a home wrecker. And he's a cheating jerk. I hope life bites you both in the butt.