Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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Top comments
dessaye 19
Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.
nate_msm 0
Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.
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Comments (111)
graphicstyle7 17
Hey, at least she took the trouble to test herself..... LOL
Muhhhlisahhh 0
Why are there pregnancy tests at your liquor store? That makes no sense...
stormchaser24 24
I was thinking the same thing. I have never seen a test in a liquor store.
esines 9
Why did 3 people just ask the sane question? That makes no sense...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
cause that's the important part
nikijcchz 10
Before u judge her maybe the reason she was drunk was because she was having a melt down about not being pregnant!! I mean y would someone show u she isn't pregnant for no reason! might b more to the story and yeah, though it's still weird but conceiving can fudge up people a lot!!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Sounds like we found the girl from the FML, everyone.
kelseynikolee_ 7
MY GOD, did you go to school? I'm going to go call Daniel. He'll clean this mess up.
thats_my_job 11
My thought was very similar to #44's. I know it can really mess people up after many failed cycles.
nicole86 8
And she probably put this on texts from last night saying "No F'n way I did that!!"
PhoenixWright25 13
She should not have children anyhow. Bad that you had to see her pee and probably mop it up afterwards.
DanielleinDC 34
"No, but you are drunk, and I am not selling beer to you until you sober up. That will be [however much it costs] for the pregnancy test, and here's a mop. Clean up the mess you made."
perdix 31
I'm jealous! My biggest thrill for the day will be explaining to our customer why the product we sold them is running 5 degrees hotter than designed. At least, you've got a hilarious story you can tell for years.
firefighterjohn 9
so. ring her up and move on
Zachthejoker 10
WTF?!?????!??!?????!!!!!!