Today, my blind date got up and left the table before our food had even arrived, saying he wasn't going to bother with me. Apparently bringing my own bottle of ranch for dipping is "weird" now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
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Top comments
49_Donuts 15
Ummm, yes it is
noonereally 6
Not just now, always has been.
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Comments (14)
49_Donuts 15
Ummm, yes it is
Brightside86 31
OP is just ahead of the game. Once Tailor Swifts line of boutique traveling dipping sauces launch in Fall this will be the new norm!
noonereally 6
Not just now, always has been.
Jendaflooid 6
It is. Grow up and learn to appreciate flavors beyond "ranch." Not everything needs to be bloody "ranch" flavored.
RichardPencil 32
That is weird for a first date. People should recognize what is bizarre about them and conceal it in the early courting phase. Works for me!
maverick83 15
It’s certainly different, but I see no reason to judge you for it. It’s not harming anyone.
Hangryko 32
Why do you do that? Picky eater? Food sensitivities?
lexxiasaurus 31
sorry love. it's always been weird
historygrad74 19
I understand why dates leave you.
D J's MOM 17
sweetie, that is poor etiquette at any restaurant. If you want ranch that bad, then simply ask for a side of it. Hate to say it, but it makes you look like trailer trash with no mangers whatsoever. I'm not trying to hate on your tastes.
Crowned Sataness 12
it's very weird and poor manners. and it also makes you look like a picky eater, which is not cute as an adult.. expand your tastes