Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML
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khemist_fml 0
smart kid
eminemchick 19
frebreze was wrong then. you can wash the inside of your house!:D
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Comments (201)
SadFace9351 2
Lol that's cute
lokrar789 7
Doesnt he have to go outside to get the sprinkiler?
hailphire130 0
Wow 86, you're a genius. I'm pretty sure he meant what could he do with the sprinkler that's dangerous OUTSIDE. And 8, she probably thought someone was going to kidnap him or something.
himynameischeese 6
Awww way to teach him to listen to you
Jaxx66 21
Slip and fall on it? Run around and due to wet grass slip and fall elsewhere.
jonniewalke 4
Haha, well atleast he did listen :) technically, he did go outside though to get the sprinkler in the first place :P
BowlerGirl_18 2
haha owned xD
JeremytheGreat 2
Well, beats finding a loophole in building a campfire outside. I'd say it even cancels it out.
bluesocks65 1
sounds like you've got a smart kid!
Amherst51 1
I would of kick his ass
LilaBear 2
And I'd kick your ass for not knowing basic english. It's "would have", not "would of".
t765234 10
*kicked