Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after my daughter fell in love with a city I didn't want to move to and I caved to make her happy, after a year of which she got engaged at the age of 18 and moved with her fiancé back to his hometown not far from where we moved from, she called to tell me she's pregnant and my first grandchild will be hundreds of miles away. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
Das ist nicht gut!
Miss_Latina 13
Get in contact with him, let him know what's going on. Good luck.
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Comments (152)
olpally 33
Talk to him and make him come back. That's ****** up.
Ari1337 15
he probably didn't even know OPs daughter was pregnant.
sweet23_fml 11
still she needs to talk to him (or his parents) and explain so he, 1)knows he is going to be a father. 2)give him the chance to do the right thing.
michelleJ11 25
Just curious OP ... Was it your exchange student who was living with you at the time?
ElementaryEdGuy 18
47: Did you swallow a thesaurus?
thisguy22 33
The only familiarity that the op referred to him with concerned the fact that he left. Occam's razor, the daughter probably told OP who, and where, the father is when she also admitted that she is pregnant.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Germany's new plan to take over the U.S.A. has started.
mybubbles2000 13
Funny. Wait was that meant to be funny?!
brainsoverbeauty 21
This is why I understand why some parents are overprotective. I know you were trying to do a good thing but you had a man in the house that had no relation to your daughter and that always presents a danger. I'm sorry. I hope everything works out.
rt156 16
We dont know if that foreign exchange student lived with them
brainsoverbeauty 21
You're right! My fault for assuming ☺️
MortenM 17
Hope #18 was ironic with either post or username. f*** parenting, just be overprotective cause you've failed as a parent.
rt156 16
look at the bright side,your gonna be a grandmother!!
CrissyyyS2 22
That's terrible news. If he flew back knowing the situation, he's a ******* jackass. On the other hand, how old is your daughter? If she's legal then it's her fault for letting him get between those legs.
Ki11erC 18
Don't know what it's like where OP is but exchange students aren't around long enough here for him to have known the outcome.
BossPathfinderGM 14
If it's a boy, gonna name him Jerry?
thatonename 7
Nope. Adolf.....
rememberkids 14
Hindsight says that at the very least a condom would've been a great idea.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Condoms break...you know that, right?
thatonename 7
Not every pregnancy is a result of the 1% chance of accidental pregnancy. The most likely answer when someone is pregnant, is that they were too stupid or lazy to use protection.
Vidrill 22
Well yes, especially when the daughter sounds really young and the father lives on a different continent. That sounds ideal!
Brandon2916 9
I guess someone is taking a trip back to Germany??