Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
That's unfortunate. But hey at least you'll have a fun drinking buddy.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
From: *sneeze* "Quiet, whipper snapper!" To: "NO, MAURY! HE ISN'T THE FATHER! YOURE WRONG! *sobbing* You're wrong..."
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Comments (75)
guy24 9
At least the new one is not hostile, like the previous one.
SarahBearrra 4
Id switch to a different , equally priced apartment if i were you.
22cute 17
Right, because moving house is so easy and convenient. And it's very unlikely you'll have odd neighbors ANYWHERE else.* *sarcasm, yes
Spectre529 12
Trade one annoying neighbor for another??
emeraldisle 30
I'm so glad I don't live in a flat anymore. I know how you feel. Sorry OP.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
From: *sneeze* "Quiet, whipper snapper!" To: "NO, MAURY! HE ISN'T THE FATHER! YOURE WRONG! *sobbing* You're wrong..."
melikeyturtles 3
I thought that too but its actually correct.
DONTxCARE 0
Karma.
Michael_92 20
That sucks. All my neighbors are dead silent. (I live next to a cemetery)
eyecon502 13
Two words...tap shoes. Two more words...Riverdance leasons.
Calyx_fml 22
... with bagpipes and snare drums.
liketonightsky 1
Now's your turn to annoy him so he'll move out.