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toolegittoquit This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Just no

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

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haha you are obviously a huge pussy. tell that ************ boss what's up

Thats when you just walk out the door

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HAHA! Love this

Did your boss give you a reason why you can't quit? cause that's the first time I saw someone being prevented to quit from their boss.. other than the cliché "you can't quit cause YOU'RE FIRED!"

I thought it was "You can't fire me, I quit." Anyway, if I tried to quit and my boss said I can't quit because I'm fired, I'd say either "You can't fire me, I already quit," or "You can't fire me, I don't work here anymore."

lol the man just took you down... pussy

your boss can't force you to stay retard. if u meant it you'd just go

Your too damn valuable to the company. Smile and tell him this is your two weeks notice.

lmao u can try and squeeze a raise

This isn't even an FML! And it doesn't make any sense.

Should have looked back and said, "Yes. I can."

chrisinator13 5

who would want to quit.... f that I'll take it