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toolegittoquit This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Just no

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

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haha you are obviously a huge pussy. tell that ************ boss what's up

Thats when you just walk out the door

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I would say " watch me"

rubyliu8420 7

Easy solution, no call, no show.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

incognito1520 20

It's impossible to fail at this. Just stop showing up.

1. This means that you are valuable to the company, in which case ask for a big raise. 2. If you really want to quit the job, write a resignation letter, bypass your boss and go directly to the financial department. It depends on the legislation in your country, but they should be legally obligated to receive your resignation. If this still doesn't solve the issue, talk to a lawyer.

doglover100 29

Just leave of get fired.

Don't show up.

Awesome. Tell him your price by the hour just raised by 20%. Does he still want you?

Just get a new job, and he will have to drop you since you never come back

Actually, if your job is like most jobs, you actually can't just quit. You need to submit a two weeks notice and, in some cases, the base is allowed to deny your resignation.

Refusing to accept a resignation is kinda like slavery- or indentured servitude. And it's illegal. They can request that you stay but they can't force you. What can they do? Fire you?